now we're talking! Way to go Moms.

Mary -    You have offered up the highest and the best!  I have to pause here for a moment of silence.  No woman could have given more for the cause of this totally shallow venture.  I promise, I have both of my daughters working in different capacities for the mission. I just feel that somewhere, sometime, someplace we will see something!!!! I know that is a deep sentiment.  All I can say is that we must not falter or grow weary in our endeavor.  There will be something!  I literally have no clue what that will be ... but, as God is my witness, something will come of this.  Maybe just a "howdy" at the local Seven/Eleven ... we can only hope and continue always with optimism ... despite our children's total distain for everything we stand for and do.  Much love from your leader - Mary 

Mary 
Meredith has humbly offered her services to the call....she said she would put her friends on it as well.  All she wants is a little gas money and my credit card for the usual "P.I." expenses...I think that's reasonable.  She said she would stake out Cayman's all day if the job required such extremes.....wait a minute...."MEREDITH, LEAVE THE CREDIT CARD!".
Too late.  Oh well, it is worth it for the team and our fearless leaders," the Marys".


Your humble servant,  Sharon




Everyone,

Ok, having no daughters has put me at a great disadvantage in "Hunting Melanie"( which I think should be the title of Mary's new blog by the way). I didn't even think I was into celebrities, but now Melanie is consuming my every thought! I've got to see her, I've resorted to grabbing girls on the street to find out what they know, have they seen her.....where is she, where, where?

Signing off somewhere between Norman & Pauls Valley,
Belinda


Mary - I feel so "out of it"--I can't get out because my precious 4 year old Jack
is visiting me for a long weekend.  I thought at first I could use him as
a ploy but somehow I haven't ever thought of Melanie as that maternal.
And really, we can't go to her hangouts--they'd die if I took him to
Caymans for any length of time . . .Sally


You're with us in spirit Sally and that's all that really counts. 

Mary (the other one)

and.... slam.................


Okay, Sally, don't want to be too hard on you since we are BFFs forever ... but that is the lamest excuse I have heard thus far in terms of the stalking empire we have established here in YOUR hometown. Jules has unselfishly handed over her last "at home" child for what we are considering to be the "tour de force" of the whole movie, whereby K joins the entire cast in a show-stopping dance-a-thon. Mary (the other one) has made untold humiliating sacrifices (her children mock her) ... as well as myself. If you do not think that your grandson, Jack, is worthy of a cameo of some sort,  then I truly feel for your grandmotherly instincts. Melanie Griffiths has had a butload of children with her various spouses ... from Don Johnson to Antonio Banderos. Believe me, she is a soft touch in this department! I say get yourself and your grandson out to some Norman/Paul's Valley sites. Sitting at home playing Spider Man is not going to get it. Get him in the fricking car and hit the streets. Throw him out if you see something and act as if you had no idea that your adorable grandson was gifted enough to appear in the middle of their production.

Marching orders,
Mary

Mary.....What was I thinking?  Of course you're right--but he leaves tomorrow so
I'll be available for my best detective work.  Thanks--I needed that!   Sally