How the hell does Melanie Griffith figure out the places to go in town in about two weeks and I've lived here for 35 years and still don't know where to go? If anyone actually has contact with her, ask her to make a list of "go to" places to pass along to the idiots with no apparent life like me.
Go figure.....
Mary (the other one)
trying to make me feel better....
Settle down, Mary,
we are trying to resolve that for you and actually get you a life. First of all, I have two words for you ... PAUL'S VALLEY... supposedly where filming is occurring.
You may possibly be the first one (with your sharp as a tack, gorgeous daughter) to check out the action. All she has to do is flip her hair around and act confused and they will probably cast her in the film. And I am not kidding here. We have to use every asset we have at hand. I would take Claire, but she would probably want to sing something from "Les Miserables" and embarrass us ... as if we can't do that by ourselves! Your task, this weekend and next week is to find the site or sites where we can begin gathering to annoy them ... even though we don't mean to. They may have the weekend off ... And I say, more opportunity to find them around our, let's face it, SMALL TOWN! We are not talking NYC here. Action everyone!!!!!!!. (That's if the "socialites" here haven't wisked them away for a massage in Arizona).
Make me proud,
Mary
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