now we are starting to get a little touchy...

 Gang, I am all about salking Melanie.    Sharon

          Sharon ... Salking is not stalking! Get it right and let's get on this! Mare

Mare, Just testing your alertness... U  passed.  Sharon 

I would think 'salking' melanie would have something to do with possibly giving her some kind of polio vaccine?  I'm not really into that myself, but, to each his own I suppose.    I do not judge....

jules