Tuesday, June 28, 2011

they don't call us the city of fairs, festivals and carnivals for nothing..

Ladies, 
It has come to my attention that we have an incredible opportunity awaiting us.  As you know we ARE the city of Fairs, Festivals and Carnivals.  That is why they chose good ole Norman to be the city of choice for the filming of this movie.  What better place for "drug hallucination scenes" than some of our events?  Most importantly we have the "mother lode"  or "mecca" of events coming up.  You know it, let's say it together....... 4th of July at Reeves Park!  What better place to film one of these scenes??? Seriously, I just have a feeling they will be there.  So, I am calling out to all of you to get ready for this big event.  Ladies, it's time for your husbands to STOP shaving!!  In particular their backs.  We need facial hair and body hair in order to blend in with the locals that show up to celebrate in our "fair" city. (pun intended).  I know most of you have already stopped shaving anticipating the impending circus scene, so you should be fine. Ladies, I'm calling for you to pull out your matching cut off jean shorts, find that halter top, get the wife beaters.... it's time!  Start smoking, drinking (well, Mary you have been practicing already, so this is not directed at you), DON"T SHAVE, don't brush your teeth or hair.  Grab you grandchildren.... get them out there with nothing but a diaper, no shoes, no shirt, no sunscreen & for Gods sake give them a cigarette butt to chew on!!  ....  Come on ladies, you know what I'm talking about!  
And finially...  Mary, there is a tattoo shop on main street that will tattoo STEVEN in olde english right down your forearm!!! YOU CAN DO THIS!  It's for the cause.

Loyally,
Mary (the other one)

Note/disclaimer: I unfortunately won't be able to attend this big event as I will be in the Big Apple for the weekend.   The good news is, I will have the girls with me.  I will have them on the look out for any and all persons of fame, since I wouldn't recognize anyone anyway. We of course won't have any pictures since we are WAY too polite to ever speak to any of these people, but we will text you with any sightings.  Good Luck Ladies!





It's always nice to have a fellow non-recognizer in the group


Mary-

Have the time of your life!  It doesn't get any sweeter than being able to
be on such a great trip with your daughters!  Have fun and send me some
phone pics if you see anyone interesting---of course, I probably won't
know who they are!!!!!

Enjoy!

Chris


really Kathy? Switzerland? that comment barely merits a posting, but I will anyway..


Mary - I wish I could be there.  I am going to celebrate that great American holiday in Zurich, Switzerland!
 
Kathy 

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