Mary!!
We are all now almost famous!! Our blog has been blogged. Wow does it get any better? Maybe Shannon will send our link to Mr Flaming Lips AND he could forward it to Melanie.(hint hint) Or the Today Show. Or Oprah. OMG. OMG. Mary ... do you see where this is going? DO NOT STOP SMOKING & DRINKING yet! Shannon, this might be a way for you to redeem yourself with our leader Mary for being too polite! http://maryfindingmelanie.blogspot.com
In the meantime here is our current claim to fame.
http://themitzners.blogspot.com
Enjoy.
Mary (too)
Mary,
I just wish we could get it to Melanie. She would probably die laughing and and have a huge boost, which is what we all would love for her. She is great and a lovely person. I mean, what an ambassador for Hollywood!! She was so kind and gentle and pleasant wherever she went. Just lovely, tiny and smelling beautifully. We want to honor her for being the epitome of what we would dream of a Hollywood star in our midst. And she more than met that criteria. I say, get this to her somehow. She will be thrilled!!!
Your sad leader,
Mary P.W.
Mary,
I forgot to mention that I am also now stuck with the "Olde English" tattoo of "Steven" on my forearm, which is only going to cause him to believe that I am all, like, "in love" with him, which, as we know, means more "you know what". Thanks again, Melanie!!!
Beleaguered, yet not quite dead,
Mary
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
mary finding melanie.... NOT
Mary
I truly don't know what to say. I think if we try we could possibly find someone else to stalk. Maybe if you were to give me Hanna's address in NYC I could perch outside her doorstep, bribe the door man for some juicy info or some worthy info you could use against her to force her to come home for a visit or two? Is that too much? I'm willing.
Either way I've immortalized your great leadership skills in this blog for the world to enjoy. Be sure and scroll all the way down to the bottom and read your way up. If we've offended anybody, then we have had at least some modicum of success.
http://maryfindingmelanie.blogspot.com/
Surely some of the other actors are still in town.....
By the way, I say keep the baby, you could use a pet in your time of mourning. I guess the Pit Bull could stay too.
Your loyal servant
Mary (the other .... oh whatever !)
Mary,
Take heart, you will always be our fearless leader when an A,B,C or D celeb. comes to town. We may need to appoint "minor" co-leaders for those occasions when relatives of celebrities come to our fair city...I have a few nominations in mind. So in the mean time, let's continue to hone our "stalking" skills so we will be ready for our next assignment. I enjoyed the ride and for a brief time had a little "pep" in my step in hopes that I too may have had a
chance meeting with our Melanie. Until next time ladies...we will be back.
sharon
I truly don't know what to say. I think if we try we could possibly find someone else to stalk. Maybe if you were to give me Hanna's address in NYC I could perch outside her doorstep, bribe the door man for some juicy info or some worthy info you could use against her to force her to come home for a visit or two? Is that too much? I'm willing.
Either way I've immortalized your great leadership skills in this blog for the world to enjoy. Be sure and scroll all the way down to the bottom and read your way up. If we've offended anybody, then we have had at least some modicum of success.
http://maryfindingmelanie.blogspot.com/
Surely some of the other actors are still in town.....
By the way, I say keep the baby, you could use a pet in your time of mourning. I guess the Pit Bull could stay too.
Your loyal servant
Mary (the other .... oh whatever !)
Mary,
Take heart, you will always be our fearless leader when an A,B,C or D celeb. comes to town. We may need to appoint "minor" co-leaders for those occasions when relatives of celebrities come to our fair city...I have a few nominations in mind. So in the mean time, let's continue to hone our "stalking" skills so we will be ready for our next assignment. I enjoyed the ride and for a brief time had a little "pep" in my step in hopes that I too may have had a
chance meeting with our Melanie. Until next time ladies...we will be back.
sharon
love and tears
Mary,
I don't know what to say. I feel that I may just shave and be done with it. All the energy, the typing, the shout outs. Is this it? I mean I was all set for the disgusting events at Reeves Park. Been to the tattoo parlor, done. Grabbed a baby with only a diaper, done. Began smoking again since I have the drinking part down (as you were so kind to mention). Daisy Dukes for Steven and myself, done. Wife beaters for Steven and myself, done. Have not brushed teeth or hair for several days already and kinda starting to like it. About to approach skinny, shifty-eyed, scary-looking young man for some crack or maybe roofies, depending on what he had, just to kind of blend in with the rest of America ... and get into the whole hallucinatory feel, happy I did not actually get that done. My life is now over, as we speak. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T GET A VIEWING!!!!!! You may send the blog on to whomever you see fit. I also cannot believe you are going to be gone on the 4th ... and in NYC at that ... well... ... ... ... ... SIENNA MILLER, HERE WE COME!!!!!!
Love and tears from your sad leader and MANY THANKS for all you have contributed! And all the other people who have reached out and contributed whatever scraps they have been able to glean.
Mary P.W.
Mary,
I forgot to ask, What do I do with this baby and all the cigarette butts I have saved up for her to chew? I blame Melanie for this.
Trying to find an empty drawer or dog blanket for said baby. She seems to like the beer just fine. She's dozing with the Pit Bull as I write.
Mary
I don't know what to say. I feel that I may just shave and be done with it. All the energy, the typing, the shout outs. Is this it? I mean I was all set for the disgusting events at Reeves Park. Been to the tattoo parlor, done. Grabbed a baby with only a diaper, done. Began smoking again since I have the drinking part down (as you were so kind to mention). Daisy Dukes for Steven and myself, done. Wife beaters for Steven and myself, done. Have not brushed teeth or hair for several days already and kinda starting to like it. About to approach skinny, shifty-eyed, scary-looking young man for some crack or maybe roofies, depending on what he had, just to kind of blend in with the rest of America ... and get into the whole hallucinatory feel, happy I did not actually get that done. My life is now over, as we speak. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T GET A VIEWING!!!!!! You may send the blog on to whomever you see fit. I also cannot believe you are going to be gone on the 4th ... and in NYC at that ... well... ... ... ... ... SIENNA MILLER, HERE WE COME!!!!!!
Love and tears from your sad leader and MANY THANKS for all you have contributed! And all the other people who have reached out and contributed whatever scraps they have been able to glean.
Mary P.W.
Mary,
I forgot to ask, What do I do with this baby and all the cigarette butts I have saved up for her to chew? I blame Melanie for this.
Trying to find an empty drawer or dog blanket for said baby. She seems to like the beer just fine. She's dozing with the Pit Bull as I write.
Mary
oh no.........
Mary
Having my nails done yesterday and my nail girl had done Melanie's nails/toes last week. She said she was very nice, her bill was $100 and she tipped $50. She has been staying at the Courtyard Marriott and was suppose to be leaving Norman today.
Babs
Babs-
Oh that's not very encouraging. Maybe she is just going for the weekend. I'm a little depressed now. I guess we will have to find someone else to stalk. . I am a little concerned for our leader.
Mary. (the other one)
Having my nails done yesterday and my nail girl had done Melanie's nails/toes last week. She said she was very nice, her bill was $100 and she tipped $50. She has been staying at the Courtyard Marriott and was suppose to be leaving Norman today.
Babs
Babs-
Oh that's not very encouraging. Maybe she is just going for the weekend. I'm a little depressed now. I guess we will have to find someone else to stalk. . I am a little concerned for our leader.
Mary. (the other one)
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
they don't call us the city of fairs, festivals and carnivals for nothing..
Ladies,
It has come to my attention that we have an incredible opportunity awaiting us. As you know we ARE the city of Fairs, Festivals and Carnivals. That is why they chose good ole Norman to be the city of choice for the filming of this movie. What better place for "drug hallucination scenes" than some of our events? Most importantly we have the "mother lode" or "mecca" of events coming up. You know it, let's say it together....... 4th of July at Reeves Park! What better place to film one of these scenes??? Seriously, I just have a feeling they will be there. So, I am calling out to all of you to get ready for this big event. Ladies, it's time for your husbands to STOP shaving!! In particular their backs. We need facial hair and body hair in order to blend in with the locals that show up to celebrate in our "fair" city. (pun intended). I know most of you have already stopped shaving anticipating the impending circus scene, so you should be fine. Ladies, I'm calling for you to pull out your matching cut off jean shorts, find that halter top, get the wife beaters.... it's time! Start smoking, drinking (well, Mary you have been practicing already, so this is not directed at you), DON"T SHAVE, don't brush your teeth or hair. Grab you grandchildren.... get them out there with nothing but a diaper, no shoes, no shirt, no sunscreen & for Gods sake give them a cigarette butt to chew on!! .... Come on ladies, you know what I'm talking about!
And finially... Mary, there is a tattoo shop on main street that will tattoo STEVEN in olde english right down your forearm!!! YOU CAN DO THIS! It's for the cause.
Loyally,
Mary (the other one)
Note/disclaimer: I unfortunately won't be able to attend this big event as I will be in the Big Apple for the weekend. The good news is, I will have the girls with me. I will have them on the look out for any and all persons of fame, since I wouldn't recognize anyone anyway. We of course won't have any pictures since we are WAY too polite to ever speak to any of these people, but we will text you with any sightings. Good Luck Ladies!
It's always nice to have a fellow non-recognizer in the group
Mary-
Have the time of your life! It doesn't get any sweeter than being able to
be on such a great trip with your daughters! Have fun and send me some
phone pics if you see anyone interesting---of course, I probably won't
know who they are!!!!!
Enjoy!
Chris
really Kathy? Switzerland? that comment barely merits a posting, but I will anyway..
It has come to my attention that we have an incredible opportunity awaiting us. As you know we ARE the city of Fairs, Festivals and Carnivals. That is why they chose good ole Norman to be the city of choice for the filming of this movie. What better place for "drug hallucination scenes" than some of our events? Most importantly we have the "mother lode" or "mecca" of events coming up. You know it, let's say it together....... 4th of July at Reeves Park! What better place to film one of these scenes??? Seriously, I just have a feeling they will be there. So, I am calling out to all of you to get ready for this big event. Ladies, it's time for your husbands to STOP shaving!! In particular their backs. We need facial hair and body hair in order to blend in with the locals that show up to celebrate in our "fair" city. (pun intended). I know most of you have already stopped shaving anticipating the impending circus scene, so you should be fine. Ladies, I'm calling for you to pull out your matching cut off jean shorts, find that halter top, get the wife beaters.... it's time! Start smoking, drinking (well, Mary you have been practicing already, so this is not directed at you), DON"T SHAVE, don't brush your teeth or hair. Grab you grandchildren.... get them out there with nothing but a diaper, no shoes, no shirt, no sunscreen & for Gods sake give them a cigarette butt to chew on!! .... Come on ladies, you know what I'm talking about!
And finially... Mary, there is a tattoo shop on main street that will tattoo STEVEN in olde english right down your forearm!!! YOU CAN DO THIS! It's for the cause.
Loyally,
Mary (the other one)
Note/disclaimer: I unfortunately won't be able to attend this big event as I will be in the Big Apple for the weekend. The good news is, I will have the girls with me. I will have them on the look out for any and all persons of fame, since I wouldn't recognize anyone anyway. We of course won't have any pictures since we are WAY too polite to ever speak to any of these people, but we will text you with any sightings. Good Luck Ladies!
It's always nice to have a fellow non-recognizer in the group
Mary-
Have the time of your life! It doesn't get any sweeter than being able to
be on such a great trip with your daughters! Have fun and send me some
phone pics if you see anyone interesting---of course, I probably won't
know who they are!!!!!
Enjoy!
Chris
really Kathy? Switzerland? that comment barely merits a posting, but I will anyway..
Mary - I wish I could be there. I am going to celebrate that great American holiday in Zurich, Switzerland!
Kathy
Monday, June 27, 2011
and..... thus a blog was born.
Mary,
Try to fill Chris P in on the entire thread, if you have it. Mine is so broken up, I don't think I can. She really is ready to have a party or something. It's hysterical, we cannot get a hold of this person (Melanie) and she would love us and have the time of her life ... plus be recognized for who SHE is, not just Antonio's wife. We are so cool and yet, she cannot find us, nor we her. A tragic comedic event, similar to a Shakesperean play. Someone should make a movie ... WAIT!!!! Nick Casavettes!!!!
Love,
Mary (your faithful servant)
Mary,
I'm on it!
Mary (the other one)
and.... thus a blog was born.
Try to fill Chris P in on the entire thread, if you have it. Mine is so broken up, I don't think I can. She really is ready to have a party or something. It's hysterical, we cannot get a hold of this person (Melanie) and she would love us and have the time of her life ... plus be recognized for who SHE is, not just Antonio's wife. We are so cool and yet, she cannot find us, nor we her. A tragic comedic event, similar to a Shakesperean play. Someone should make a movie ... WAIT!!!! Nick Casavettes!!!!
Love,
Mary (your faithful servant)
Mary,
I'm on it!
Mary (the other one)
and.... thus a blog was born.
your flagging leader...
Girls,
We may have a plan. Chris P has joined the group and has graciously accepted the idea of having a soiree at her home for Melanie. I have not discussed this with her after the several drinks we shared at a location not to be mentioned. All we have to do is locate her (Melanie) or an address to send her an invite. I think she will be thrilled to have some contemporaries to talk with and also some mild adoration from people who aren't just interested in Antonio. I would like to see this come to pass as we do not have any idea how much longer she will remain here in our very hot (temperature) town. I don't know who to tell to get on it, but I strongly suggest someone "GET ON IT"!!!
Further, I have a little bit of a bone to pick with our Norman fellowship. As everyone knows, etiquette has reached a new low in our lifetime with the appearance of the cell phone. Never have so many people been so ill mannered with so little a piece of electronics, or whatever it is. One cannot shop peacefully at Wal Mart without hearing about some illiterate nincompoop's life with her tatooed boyfriend or what sort of jockey shorts some sad individual is buying for their dirtbag husband.
Yet!!!!! Melanie Griffith continues to appear time after time in our little (very stifling) town and these cell phone addicts who cannot stay off the gd phone while you and I are trying to have a peaceful mani pedi or peruse the shelves at Barnes and Noble, have suddenly been unable to text or call their (so called) friends and family to announce a siting! I call this UNACCEPTABLE and am beginning to have a real fury against these people. What the hell is going on???
Shannon, not meaning to call you out, come on, could you not have called or texted your "friends" while you were at Franchesca's???? I mean Becky, were your hands frozen???? Trudy, do you not go to the bathroom and call everyone you know? Where is the fricking loyalty here??? I, for one, (as Mary -the other one- would say) would be calling and texting like a lunatic if I had a siting that looked like more than five minutes. You folks are somewhat of a disappointment!!!
On the one hand we are so grateful that you have seen the actress and can actually verify her presence ... and how she smells. On the other hand we are thinking ... why didn't they call??? It's a mixed emotion thing. We are a little bit pissed off. Yes, granted, we are lazy and hot and cannot conceive of actually tracking this person or "persons" (we have no idea at this point) ourselves, yet we want to be included in the experience when someone actually has a viewing. We feel we are owed this because we are the ones, presumably, who got the whole hysteria going ... Throw us a bone!!! Call us, or call someone who can call us ... we are desperate here! Just a"Shout Out" to all those who are so caught up in their selfish lives that they forget to summon their elders or crazy people who want to know...
Your flagging leader,
Mary
We may have a plan. Chris P has joined the group and has graciously accepted the idea of having a soiree at her home for Melanie. I have not discussed this with her after the several drinks we shared at a location not to be mentioned. All we have to do is locate her (Melanie) or an address to send her an invite. I think she will be thrilled to have some contemporaries to talk with and also some mild adoration from people who aren't just interested in Antonio. I would like to see this come to pass as we do not have any idea how much longer she will remain here in our very hot (temperature) town. I don't know who to tell to get on it, but I strongly suggest someone "GET ON IT"!!!
Further, I have a little bit of a bone to pick with our Norman fellowship. As everyone knows, etiquette has reached a new low in our lifetime with the appearance of the cell phone. Never have so many people been so ill mannered with so little a piece of electronics, or whatever it is. One cannot shop peacefully at Wal Mart without hearing about some illiterate nincompoop's life with her tatooed boyfriend or what sort of jockey shorts some sad individual is buying for their dirtbag husband.
Yet!!!!! Melanie Griffith continues to appear time after time in our little (very stifling) town and these cell phone addicts who cannot stay off the gd phone while you and I are trying to have a peaceful mani pedi or peruse the shelves at Barnes and Noble, have suddenly been unable to text or call their (so called) friends and family to announce a siting! I call this UNACCEPTABLE and am beginning to have a real fury against these people. What the hell is going on???
Shannon, not meaning to call you out, come on, could you not have called or texted your "friends" while you were at Franchesca's???? I mean Becky, were your hands frozen???? Trudy, do you not go to the bathroom and call everyone you know? Where is the fricking loyalty here??? I, for one, (as Mary -the other one- would say) would be calling and texting like a lunatic if I had a siting that looked like more than five minutes. You folks are somewhat of a disappointment!!!
On the one hand we are so grateful that you have seen the actress and can actually verify her presence ... and how she smells. On the other hand we are thinking ... why didn't they call??? It's a mixed emotion thing. We are a little bit pissed off. Yes, granted, we are lazy and hot and cannot conceive of actually tracking this person or "persons" (we have no idea at this point) ourselves, yet we want to be included in the experience when someone actually has a viewing. We feel we are owed this because we are the ones, presumably, who got the whole hysteria going ... Throw us a bone!!! Call us, or call someone who can call us ... we are desperate here! Just a"Shout Out" to all those who are so caught up in their selfish lives that they forget to summon their elders or crazy people who want to know...
Your flagging leader,
Mary
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