Everyone-
Had a facial today with Kathy at Le Visage. Yes, she gave Melanie a facial and yes, Kathy's husband, Noel, gave Melanie a massage. Kathy said they talked about kids and daily life, although at one point Melanie said "It is f-----g hot here!" And who can blame her. Noel said her butt is as big as, approximately, a handspan ... she is barely a zero. He said giving her a massage was weird because all of her bones were "right there". He is not starstruck, so just saying. All of the crew and cast have been there, including Heather Wahlquist. I have pumped as much as I can. Really, these are just regular people who happen to be actors. I just wanted to lay eyes on one or two. Kathy also mentioned that the pedicure Melanie got at Le Vie or whatever it's called left a hair in her nail polish ... ewwwww! Kathy wanted to correct it but Melanie was so exhausted from her work day and was leaving the next day so she declined and decided to wait until she got home. SO EMBARRASSING FOR US!!!!!!!
Mary P.W. Just trying to keep you updated.
Mary,
I must agree on the comments below. It is f-----g hot here! I can't believe after an entire month of crazy stalking that we never got a peek at any of the stars (well, except for Shannon's sighting). It sounds like Heather W. must have just slid back into her Okie ways and blended in. Mary, you do win the leadership award...job well done my friend. You gave us something to look forward to during the heat wave of the century. You got us out and about when otherwise we might have stayed home drinking who knows what to keep from melting.
It is disturbing that sweet Melanie had to go home with a less than perfect pedicure, maybe she didn't know all the fab places to go in Norman after all.
Maybe we could start a letter campaign to get some other star to visit. Just a thought.
Until next time,
Mary (the other one)
Mary,
Seriously? A hair in her toenail? Whose? Add that to the heat factor and
I'm doubtful she'll be back any time soon. I would echo her remark about the heat were I less of a lady. Did anyone explain to her the historical significance of the triple digits for so many days? I mean we are breaking records here--shouldn't that count for something?
Joyce
Mary,
Many leaders would have lost their will to lead after such an exhausting and some what fruitless "salking of Melanie" campaign...and yet you persevere. Thank you for never, ever giving up; you are an inspiration to us all. And yes, Melanie, it is "f----g (I would prefer to use the word "frapping") hot in Oklahoma".
Your humble minion, sharon
Mary,
Ok, I now award this my favorite post regard the "salking of melanie". I think the hair in the nail polish is what sealed it for me. Just so, oh, I don't know, so oklahoma! Yip i ki oh ki ay! Oklahoma...OK!
slightly embarrassed that I didn't do my part,
jules
Friday, July 15, 2011
Friday, July 1, 2011
staking out marriott
Mary,
I am going to stake out the Marriott. Can't believe I didn't do it before. Guess I had convinced myself that Melanie could not be staying there. Well, fool me once!!! as they say. I will be there 9:00 to 9:00 from this day forward. I will see a celebrity or die trying.
Your slowly going insane leader,
Mary
Mary
The good news is football starts soon, maybe we could find somebody to stalk associated with the team. I know it is a huge stretch... but hey.
Hang in there,
Mary (too)
I am going to stake out the Marriott. Can't believe I didn't do it before. Guess I had convinced myself that Melanie could not be staying there. Well, fool me once!!! as they say. I will be there 9:00 to 9:00 from this day forward. I will see a celebrity or die trying.
Your slowly going insane leader,
Mary
Mary
The good news is football starts soon, maybe we could find somebody to stalk associated with the team. I know it is a huge stretch... but hey.
Hang in there,
Mary (too)
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
we're almost famous!!
Mary!!
We are all now almost famous!! Our blog has been blogged. Wow does it get any better? Maybe Shannon will send our link to Mr Flaming Lips AND he could forward it to Melanie.(hint hint) Or the Today Show. Or Oprah. OMG. OMG. Mary ... do you see where this is going? DO NOT STOP SMOKING & DRINKING yet! Shannon, this might be a way for you to redeem yourself with our leader Mary for being too polite! http://maryfindingmelanie.blogspot.com
In the meantime here is our current claim to fame.
http://themitzners.blogspot.com
Enjoy.
Mary (too)
Mary,
I just wish we could get it to Melanie. She would probably die laughing and and have a huge boost, which is what we all would love for her. She is great and a lovely person. I mean, what an ambassador for Hollywood!! She was so kind and gentle and pleasant wherever she went. Just lovely, tiny and smelling beautifully. We want to honor her for being the epitome of what we would dream of a Hollywood star in our midst. And she more than met that criteria. I say, get this to her somehow. She will be thrilled!!!
Your sad leader,
Mary P.W.
Mary,
I forgot to mention that I am also now stuck with the "Olde English" tattoo of "Steven" on my forearm, which is only going to cause him to believe that I am all, like, "in love" with him, which, as we know, means more "you know what". Thanks again, Melanie!!!
Beleaguered, yet not quite dead,
Mary
We are all now almost famous!! Our blog has been blogged. Wow does it get any better? Maybe Shannon will send our link to Mr Flaming Lips AND he could forward it to Melanie.(hint hint) Or the Today Show. Or Oprah. OMG. OMG. Mary ... do you see where this is going? DO NOT STOP SMOKING & DRINKING yet! Shannon, this might be a way for you to redeem yourself with our leader Mary for being too polite! http://maryfindingmelanie.blogspot.com
In the meantime here is our current claim to fame.
http://themitzners.blogspot.com
Enjoy.
Mary (too)
Mary,
I just wish we could get it to Melanie. She would probably die laughing and and have a huge boost, which is what we all would love for her. She is great and a lovely person. I mean, what an ambassador for Hollywood!! She was so kind and gentle and pleasant wherever she went. Just lovely, tiny and smelling beautifully. We want to honor her for being the epitome of what we would dream of a Hollywood star in our midst. And she more than met that criteria. I say, get this to her somehow. She will be thrilled!!!
Your sad leader,
Mary P.W.
Mary,
I forgot to mention that I am also now stuck with the "Olde English" tattoo of "Steven" on my forearm, which is only going to cause him to believe that I am all, like, "in love" with him, which, as we know, means more "you know what". Thanks again, Melanie!!!
Beleaguered, yet not quite dead,
Mary
mary finding melanie.... NOT
Mary
I truly don't know what to say. I think if we try we could possibly find someone else to stalk. Maybe if you were to give me Hanna's address in NYC I could perch outside her doorstep, bribe the door man for some juicy info or some worthy info you could use against her to force her to come home for a visit or two? Is that too much? I'm willing.
Either way I've immortalized your great leadership skills in this blog for the world to enjoy. Be sure and scroll all the way down to the bottom and read your way up. If we've offended anybody, then we have had at least some modicum of success.
http://maryfindingmelanie.blogspot.com/
Surely some of the other actors are still in town.....
By the way, I say keep the baby, you could use a pet in your time of mourning. I guess the Pit Bull could stay too.
Your loyal servant
Mary (the other .... oh whatever !)
Mary,
Take heart, you will always be our fearless leader when an A,B,C or D celeb. comes to town. We may need to appoint "minor" co-leaders for those occasions when relatives of celebrities come to our fair city...I have a few nominations in mind. So in the mean time, let's continue to hone our "stalking" skills so we will be ready for our next assignment. I enjoyed the ride and for a brief time had a little "pep" in my step in hopes that I too may have had a
chance meeting with our Melanie. Until next time ladies...we will be back.
sharon
I truly don't know what to say. I think if we try we could possibly find someone else to stalk. Maybe if you were to give me Hanna's address in NYC I could perch outside her doorstep, bribe the door man for some juicy info or some worthy info you could use against her to force her to come home for a visit or two? Is that too much? I'm willing.
Either way I've immortalized your great leadership skills in this blog for the world to enjoy. Be sure and scroll all the way down to the bottom and read your way up. If we've offended anybody, then we have had at least some modicum of success.
http://maryfindingmelanie.blogspot.com/
Surely some of the other actors are still in town.....
By the way, I say keep the baby, you could use a pet in your time of mourning. I guess the Pit Bull could stay too.
Your loyal servant
Mary (the other .... oh whatever !)
Mary,
Take heart, you will always be our fearless leader when an A,B,C or D celeb. comes to town. We may need to appoint "minor" co-leaders for those occasions when relatives of celebrities come to our fair city...I have a few nominations in mind. So in the mean time, let's continue to hone our "stalking" skills so we will be ready for our next assignment. I enjoyed the ride and for a brief time had a little "pep" in my step in hopes that I too may have had a
chance meeting with our Melanie. Until next time ladies...we will be back.
sharon
love and tears
Mary,
I don't know what to say. I feel that I may just shave and be done with it. All the energy, the typing, the shout outs. Is this it? I mean I was all set for the disgusting events at Reeves Park. Been to the tattoo parlor, done. Grabbed a baby with only a diaper, done. Began smoking again since I have the drinking part down (as you were so kind to mention). Daisy Dukes for Steven and myself, done. Wife beaters for Steven and myself, done. Have not brushed teeth or hair for several days already and kinda starting to like it. About to approach skinny, shifty-eyed, scary-looking young man for some crack or maybe roofies, depending on what he had, just to kind of blend in with the rest of America ... and get into the whole hallucinatory feel, happy I did not actually get that done. My life is now over, as we speak. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T GET A VIEWING!!!!!! You may send the blog on to whomever you see fit. I also cannot believe you are going to be gone on the 4th ... and in NYC at that ... well... ... ... ... ... SIENNA MILLER, HERE WE COME!!!!!!
Love and tears from your sad leader and MANY THANKS for all you have contributed! And all the other people who have reached out and contributed whatever scraps they have been able to glean.
Mary P.W.
Mary,
I forgot to ask, What do I do with this baby and all the cigarette butts I have saved up for her to chew? I blame Melanie for this.
Trying to find an empty drawer or dog blanket for said baby. She seems to like the beer just fine. She's dozing with the Pit Bull as I write.
Mary
I don't know what to say. I feel that I may just shave and be done with it. All the energy, the typing, the shout outs. Is this it? I mean I was all set for the disgusting events at Reeves Park. Been to the tattoo parlor, done. Grabbed a baby with only a diaper, done. Began smoking again since I have the drinking part down (as you were so kind to mention). Daisy Dukes for Steven and myself, done. Wife beaters for Steven and myself, done. Have not brushed teeth or hair for several days already and kinda starting to like it. About to approach skinny, shifty-eyed, scary-looking young man for some crack or maybe roofies, depending on what he had, just to kind of blend in with the rest of America ... and get into the whole hallucinatory feel, happy I did not actually get that done. My life is now over, as we speak. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DIDN'T GET A VIEWING!!!!!! You may send the blog on to whomever you see fit. I also cannot believe you are going to be gone on the 4th ... and in NYC at that ... well... ... ... ... ... SIENNA MILLER, HERE WE COME!!!!!!
Love and tears from your sad leader and MANY THANKS for all you have contributed! And all the other people who have reached out and contributed whatever scraps they have been able to glean.
Mary P.W.
Mary,
I forgot to ask, What do I do with this baby and all the cigarette butts I have saved up for her to chew? I blame Melanie for this.
Trying to find an empty drawer or dog blanket for said baby. She seems to like the beer just fine. She's dozing with the Pit Bull as I write.
Mary
oh no.........
Mary
Having my nails done yesterday and my nail girl had done Melanie's nails/toes last week. She said she was very nice, her bill was $100 and she tipped $50. She has been staying at the Courtyard Marriott and was suppose to be leaving Norman today.
Babs
Babs-
Oh that's not very encouraging. Maybe she is just going for the weekend. I'm a little depressed now. I guess we will have to find someone else to stalk. . I am a little concerned for our leader.
Mary. (the other one)
Having my nails done yesterday and my nail girl had done Melanie's nails/toes last week. She said she was very nice, her bill was $100 and she tipped $50. She has been staying at the Courtyard Marriott and was suppose to be leaving Norman today.
Babs
Babs-
Oh that's not very encouraging. Maybe she is just going for the weekend. I'm a little depressed now. I guess we will have to find someone else to stalk. . I am a little concerned for our leader.
Mary. (the other one)
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
they don't call us the city of fairs, festivals and carnivals for nothing..
Ladies,
It has come to my attention that we have an incredible opportunity awaiting us. As you know we ARE the city of Fairs, Festivals and Carnivals. That is why they chose good ole Norman to be the city of choice for the filming of this movie. What better place for "drug hallucination scenes" than some of our events? Most importantly we have the "mother lode" or "mecca" of events coming up. You know it, let's say it together....... 4th of July at Reeves Park! What better place to film one of these scenes??? Seriously, I just have a feeling they will be there. So, I am calling out to all of you to get ready for this big event. Ladies, it's time for your husbands to STOP shaving!! In particular their backs. We need facial hair and body hair in order to blend in with the locals that show up to celebrate in our "fair" city. (pun intended). I know most of you have already stopped shaving anticipating the impending circus scene, so you should be fine. Ladies, I'm calling for you to pull out your matching cut off jean shorts, find that halter top, get the wife beaters.... it's time! Start smoking, drinking (well, Mary you have been practicing already, so this is not directed at you), DON"T SHAVE, don't brush your teeth or hair. Grab you grandchildren.... get them out there with nothing but a diaper, no shoes, no shirt, no sunscreen & for Gods sake give them a cigarette butt to chew on!! .... Come on ladies, you know what I'm talking about!
And finially... Mary, there is a tattoo shop on main street that will tattoo STEVEN in olde english right down your forearm!!! YOU CAN DO THIS! It's for the cause.
Loyally,
Mary (the other one)
Note/disclaimer: I unfortunately won't be able to attend this big event as I will be in the Big Apple for the weekend. The good news is, I will have the girls with me. I will have them on the look out for any and all persons of fame, since I wouldn't recognize anyone anyway. We of course won't have any pictures since we are WAY too polite to ever speak to any of these people, but we will text you with any sightings. Good Luck Ladies!
It's always nice to have a fellow non-recognizer in the group
Mary-
Have the time of your life! It doesn't get any sweeter than being able to
be on such a great trip with your daughters! Have fun and send me some
phone pics if you see anyone interesting---of course, I probably won't
know who they are!!!!!
Enjoy!
Chris
really Kathy? Switzerland? that comment barely merits a posting, but I will anyway..
It has come to my attention that we have an incredible opportunity awaiting us. As you know we ARE the city of Fairs, Festivals and Carnivals. That is why they chose good ole Norman to be the city of choice for the filming of this movie. What better place for "drug hallucination scenes" than some of our events? Most importantly we have the "mother lode" or "mecca" of events coming up. You know it, let's say it together....... 4th of July at Reeves Park! What better place to film one of these scenes??? Seriously, I just have a feeling they will be there. So, I am calling out to all of you to get ready for this big event. Ladies, it's time for your husbands to STOP shaving!! In particular their backs. We need facial hair and body hair in order to blend in with the locals that show up to celebrate in our "fair" city. (pun intended). I know most of you have already stopped shaving anticipating the impending circus scene, so you should be fine. Ladies, I'm calling for you to pull out your matching cut off jean shorts, find that halter top, get the wife beaters.... it's time! Start smoking, drinking (well, Mary you have been practicing already, so this is not directed at you), DON"T SHAVE, don't brush your teeth or hair. Grab you grandchildren.... get them out there with nothing but a diaper, no shoes, no shirt, no sunscreen & for Gods sake give them a cigarette butt to chew on!! .... Come on ladies, you know what I'm talking about!
And finially... Mary, there is a tattoo shop on main street that will tattoo STEVEN in olde english right down your forearm!!! YOU CAN DO THIS! It's for the cause.
Loyally,
Mary (the other one)
Note/disclaimer: I unfortunately won't be able to attend this big event as I will be in the Big Apple for the weekend. The good news is, I will have the girls with me. I will have them on the look out for any and all persons of fame, since I wouldn't recognize anyone anyway. We of course won't have any pictures since we are WAY too polite to ever speak to any of these people, but we will text you with any sightings. Good Luck Ladies!
It's always nice to have a fellow non-recognizer in the group
Mary-
Have the time of your life! It doesn't get any sweeter than being able to
be on such a great trip with your daughters! Have fun and send me some
phone pics if you see anyone interesting---of course, I probably won't
know who they are!!!!!
Enjoy!
Chris
really Kathy? Switzerland? that comment barely merits a posting, but I will anyway..
Mary - I wish I could be there. I am going to celebrate that great American holiday in Zurich, Switzerland!
Kathy
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